Even in the offseason, Micah Parsons has kept himself busy.
The linebacker found some time to make a guest appearance on Kevin Hart’s “Cold As Balls” web show, where he traded Cowboys-Eagles banter with the comedian. The trash talk started when Hart wondered aloud why networks keep scheduling the Cowboys for primetime appearances.
After Hart called the Eagles a “much better program,” Parsons took a slight jab at Philadelphia quarterback Jalen Hurts and the team’s well-known Tush Push play.
“So you can just push your quarterback in the end zone?” Parsons asked. “Nobody wants to watch it. Sorry. I’m sorry.”
Among the other topics Parsons discussed was his foray into pickleball ownership and finding subjects that make him happy at this point in his life. Parsons said he played pickleball once and that was enough to pique his interest in the sport. Parsons is part of the ownership group that heads the Texas Ranchers, a Major League Pickleball franchise based in Austin.
While on the topic of happiness, Hart told Parsons that the only way he would truly feel the emotion is by getting out of Dallas. Hart’s preferred destination for the Penn State product was Philadelphia.
“You figure out a way to get to Philadelphia and happiness will find you faster,” Hart said.
Parsons closed out the segment arguing that if he was following Hart’s logic, he’d end up with a team that has found more postseason success in recent years.
“In your methodology, I should be in Kansas City,” Parsons said.
Watch the rest of Parsons’ web show appearance here.